Magnets! How do they work? Clowns more down than us have been asking this very same question for time immemorial. Now you can own one of -insert favorite god- ‘s most miraculous creations, it even comes with a cool piece of wood burned with our name on it, because like fools we believe we can improve on -insert favorite god- ‘s design!
Everyone is unique and special! Like the way -insert favorite god- made you!
Comes in two flavors! Small and bigger than that, like twice as big!
Magnets! How do they work? Clowns more down than us have been asking this very same question for time immemorial. Now you can own one of -insert favorite god- ‘s most miraculous creations, it even comes with a cool piece of wood burned with our name on it, because like fools we believe we can improve on -insert favorite god- ‘s design!
Everyone is unique and special! Like the way -insert favorite god- made you!
Comes in two flavors! Small and bigger than that, like twice as big!
